This is my quiver.

 by 

Ed Womble

Please note trusty “protector of the quiver” Guinness, Lady of the Swamp choco labinator. 

Also, hidden by all the toys is the main fun deliverer my ’98 Audi A4.  No Baucom you cannot drive it. 

I use two boogie boards now (moving up) plus they float me better.  I prefer the purple, it hides the bruises and well it’s just me.  Note I use the foot cords but one is too small so I Velcro it to my toe. 

The tools?  A delightful mixture of Craftsman and Dewalt.  I prefer the 18V version.  Nothing like having a drill twist your arm off. 

When the waves get big here in Raleigh I break out the big board.  She’s a 5’4” ironing board, circa 1999 with blue pin stripes and a squaretail.  Works great in the Neuse River. 

When times are bad I use the designer crutches and walking boot.  Sometimes I buy extras when I go to Albuquerque… 

My main stick is the Grosso with Destructo trucks.  First trucks other than Independent I have ever ridden (Bennett’s don’t count)  

My back up is the Duane Peters with Indys.  Makes me feel crazy just to have it.  I want to get tattoos and all that. 

 Both sticks are Red Cross with a “C” before the real Red Cross made them change it to Kross. 

I also have three different decks with all sorts of signatures on them.  I think they are from skateyboarders but I was too busy checking out the Hooters girls to pay attention. 

When in the line up I like to use either the orange or purple noodle.  Depends on the color of the sky that day and my biorhythms. 

Also I have Ping ISI irons, a few Titleist fairway woods and a Taylor Made driver in the full size Gator golf bag.  This game helps me with anger management. ‘T 

And when I need consoling I turn to TV Teddy.  He always understands and lends a comfortable hug when I need one.  He also never talks back ever since he met Mr. 3-wood. 

And when I want to go off?  Bop-It Extreme 2.  Get some of that.  I’m up to 26.  I know it’s impressive but I practice a lot.   

I will be adding a LSD deck upon my re-birth.  We’re moving back to the flatlands of F L A.  Wore my LSD shirt on an installation at the Bank of America last week.  Many a glance was followed up by a quiet closer reading.  Too funny.